You're going to be spending a lot of evenings at your house, but staying in is the new going out.
The PMA@ The Press Association Magazine Journalism Course Drinking Game!!!! (Catchy, right).
1) Do a shot every time:
- Roberta says "Move the story forward!"
- You hear the words, "So what?/ What's the news?"
- Roberta looks at you like you've said the stupidest thing ever. Extra shot if this is accompanied by a "NOOOOOOOO!"
- You get another re-sub back. Extra shots for every one that's your fifth attempt or over.
2) A friend drinks when:
- You finish each others...sandwiches. Because you are spending 11 hours a day, 6 days a week in a dark basement together.
- You ask to see their Casepost article because you will die if you have to write it again.
- They spot you in the same outfit two days running. Be honest and drink with them if you turned yesterdays underwear inside out that day.
3) Down your drink if:
- The Italian coffee places gives you a free pastry because they can't believe you are there every. single. day.
- You find yourself wondering why you paid £4000 to eat Pizza Hut every evening because all you have in your fridge is one tomato and a stick of butter.
- You hate Prime Opportunities and consequently all old people. You never want to see your grandmother again.