Scene: A luxurious PMA computer room. An unbelievably talented young journalist and saviour of the magazine industry is following up a press release to generate a news article.
Journalist:"How are you finding vintage business so far?"
Store owner and apparent comic genius: "Getting better with age."
Journalist puts phone down
Fade to black.
This is what happens to somebody after they spend a week alone in the office calling up vintage businesses. That and drawing faces of absent course mates on chairs and having conversations with them.