06 February 2010

Taking the Biscuit

PMA journalists were shocked to discover the disappearance of a number of their fig rolls.

Shocked journalist Khidr Suleman, 22, said: "This is unacceptable behaviour. I can't believe people do things like this and I am devastated. I'd spent my last bit of spare change on a delicious jammy dodger and now it's gone. It's been hard to DIGEST this terrible news."

The fig roles were last seen in the PMA communal kitchen and journalists are searching for crumbs (Evidence - surely Ed).

Met Police Detective Inspector Knacker told PMA: "For God's sake, stop ringing me otherwise I will charge you with wasting police time."

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